spoopycopequinn:

I babysit for a girl who use to think her mom’s name was “my love” because her dad said it so often to her and that’s just freaking cute I can’t

sashaforthewin:

unclewhisky:

clannyphantom:

if ur hair covers ur boobs u have mermaid hair and u are a mermaid i dont make the rules

As a man with a hairy chest, I was very, very confused by this post for about ten seconds.

You are a mermaid, sir

Don't ever hesitate. Reblog this. TUMBLR RULE. When you see it, REBLOG IT.

  • The original post only has US helplines. I've added UK helplines underneath. It would be great if people could add numbers from everywhere in the world.
  • 1-630-482-9696
    Depression Hotline:
  • 1-800-784-8433
    Suicide Hotline:
  • 1-800-273-8255
    LifeLine:
  • 1-866-488-7386
    Trevor Project:
  • 1-800-246-7743
    Sexuality Support:
  • 1-847-831-3438
    Eating Disorders Hotline:
  • 1-800-656-4673
    Rape and Sexual Assault:
  • 1-650-321-5272
    Grief Support:
  • 1-800-843-5200, 1-800-843-5678, 1-800-621-4000
    Runaway:
  • After Abortion Hotline/Pro-Voice: 1-866-4394253
    Exhale:
  • 1-800-422-4453
    Child Abuse:
  • UK Helplines:
  • 08457909090 e-mail jo@samaritans.org
    Samaritans (for any problem):
  • 08001111
    Childline (for anyone under 18 with any problem):
  • 0300 123 3393 e-mail: info@mind.org.uk
    Mind infoline (mental health information):
  • 0300 466 6463 legal@mind.org.uk
    Mind legal advice (for people who need mental-health related legal advice):
  • 0845 634 14 14 (only open Mon-Fri 10.30am-8.30pm and Saturday 1pm-4.30pm) e-mail: help@b-eat.co.uk
    b-eat eating disorder support:
  • 08456347650 (open Mon-Fri 4.30pm - 8.30pm, Saturday 1pm-4.30pm)
    b-eat youthline (for under 25's with eating disorders):
  • 08444779400 e-mail: helpline@cruse.org.uk
    Cruse Bereavement Care:
  • 0800776600
    Frank (information and advice on drugs):
  • 0800 9178282
    Drinkline:
  • 0808 802 9999 1(open 2 - 2.30pm 7 - 9.30pm) e-mail info@rapecrisis.org.uk
    Rape Crisis England & Wales:
  • 08088 01 03 02 every day, 6pm to midnight
    Rape Crisis Scotland:
  • 00 08001006614
    India Self Harm Hotline:
  • 022-27546669
    India Suicide Helpline:
  • 1-800-668-6868, Free and available 24/7
    Kids Help Phone (Canada):
  • suicide hotlines;
  • 54-0223-493-0430
    Argentina:
  • 13-11-14
    Australia:
  • 01-713-3374
    Austria:
  • 429-9999
    Barbados:
  • 106
    Belgium:
  • 391-1270
    Botswana:
  • 21-233-9191
    Brazil:
  • 852-2382-0000
    China:
  • 2389-2222)
    (Hong Kong:
  • 606-253-5439
    Costa Rica:
  • 01-4833-888
    Croatia:
  • 357-77-77-72-67
    Cyprus:
  • 222-580-697, 476-701-908
    Czech Republic:
  • 70-201-201
    Denmark:
  • 762-1602
    Egypt:
  • 6-558-088
    Estonia:
  • 040-5032199
    Finland:
  • 01-45-39-4000
    France:
  • 0800-181-0721
    Germany:
  • 1018
    Greece:
  • 502-234-1239
    Guatemala:
  • 0900-0767
    Holland:
  • 504-237-3623
    Honduras:
  • 06-80-820-111
    Hungary:
  • 44-0-8457-90-90-90
    Iceland:
  • 09-8892333
    Israel:
  • 06-705-4444
    Italy:
  • 3-5286-9090
    Japan:
  • 6722-2922, 2772-2292
    Latvia:
  • 03-756-8144
    Malaysia:
  • 1-800-221-4444)
    (Singapore:
  • 525-510-2550
    Mexico:
  • 0900-0767
    Netherlands:
  • 4-473-9739
    New Zealand:
  • 675-326-0011
    New Guinea:
  • 505-268-6171
    Nicaragua:
  • 47-815-33-300
    Norway:
  • 02-896-9191
    Philippines:
  • 52-70-000
    Poland:
  • 239-72-10-10
    Portugal:
  • 8-20-222-82-10
    Russia:
  • 91-459-00-50
    Spain:
  • 0861-322-322
    South Africa:
  • 2-715-8600
    South Korea:
  • 031-711-2400
    Sweden:
  • 143
    Switzerland:
  • 0800-788-995
    Taiwan:
  • 02-249-9977
    Thailand:
  • 868-645-2800
    Trinidad and Tobago:
  • 0487-327715
    Ukraine:
callingallcaptainsband:

When the bae’s parents are out of town and asks you to sleep over

callingallcaptainsband:

When the bae’s parents are out of town and asks you to sleep over

lardypoison:

why r fire extinguishers in glass cases that u have to smash?? its like u know what this fire needs?? more danger

poyzn:

Animals that are really awesome.

inlovewithautumn:

So, about a month ago, me and my younger sister decided to hit up the local thrift store. I stumbled upon this gem.image

For $2, I decided to take this treasure home, and aptly name it “Crying Baby Pumpkin-Head”. When I got home, I realized it had a cord, and plugged into the wall…imageWhat in God’s holy name did I buy this is a soul sucking demon of Satan. 

spiderbesiderr:

sexxxisbeautiful:

that’s it that’s the whole argument.

That’s literally the best way i’ve ever seen to describe it.

anal-weed:

happynervosa:

He is trapped

free him

anal-weed:

happynervosa:

He is trapped

free him